I might've done the meme wrong, but I don't care!!
Team Leader:Steve Rogers/Captain America - I don't care if people think he's too military-minded or has no sense of humor; Steve Rogers is the best team leader ever and I would definitely want him to lead this party.
Brawler:Rainbow Dash - The reason why I chose her for this? She's definitely willing enough. And Steve already knows how to deal with people like her *cough* Tony Stark *cough*
Weapons Expert:Obi-Wan Kenobi - Okay, not strictly a "weapons expert"... more like the guy who has the best weapon. Lightsabers have to be right up there with katanas in Melee Zombie Weapons, right?
Brains:Sherlock Holmes - Probably not the best personality for the team, but the best at analyzing and adapting to a situation as seen fit. He won't be subtle in his "advice", so he would be great. We'd need someone blunt who doesn't really go "Do you want the good news, or the bad news?"
Or does the meme mean "brains" as in zombie food? In that case, switch Sherlock out for Anderson.
Medic:Dr Donald "Ducky" Mallard - I thought about choosing the medic class from Team Fortress 2, but then I thought again and just... no. Ducky really has it all: training in medicine, psychology, and the father/grandfather attitude that really every group needs. He's the one who is most likely to be level-headed about the situation, and the most likely to pick everyone back up when they fall.
Speed Fighter:Dracula - Not really fair, I know, because he's already an "undead" and has zombies as the bellhops at his hotel. But that's just it: he knows zombies and knows how to deal with them. In addition to that: he's a vampire and sure to be the fastest and most dangerous thing alive. If he really sets his mind to it, I'll bet he could do some amazing damage.
Mascot:Toothless the Nightfury - I believe he fits the criteria for a mascot: He's adorable, he's larger compared to the rest of the team, and he's definitely useful. Not for transportation, of course not, but having the ability to attack the enemy from long range and remain relatively unharmed providing that he climbs up on buildings or in trees fast enough (I'm not going to be optimistic and assume that Hiccup's gonna be with him, so flying may very well be out of the question).
Guy Who Dies First:Professor Deloris Umbridge - Because... why the frack not? She's a horrid woman and needs a lesson. Or simply to be put down... I'd be happy with that too. High fives to all that agree!
And then I'm in the very tiny, nearly invisible, box right next to Umbridge labled "group idiot and comic relief". XD
Captain America (c) Marvel Rainbow Dash (c) Hasbro Obi-wan Kenobi (c) George Lucas ((I don't care what anyone says!! In my mind it will never belong to Disney!!)) Sherlock (c) BBC Dr Mallard (c) CBS Dracula (this one, anyway) (c) Sony Pictures Animation Toothless (c) Dreamworks Umbridge (c) J.K. Rowling
I don't know who created the original meme... but it's not mine :I
When I first read Order of the Phenix, I wanted Umbridge to die more painfully than I wanted Voldemort to die. And I wanted him to be eaten alive by ants and rats.